
Extravagant,
excessive, and intermittently exhausting, the vaguely revisionist, reinvigorated
origin story stars the handsome but bland Armie Hammer of The Social Network as the titular masked hero, proving, as Orlando
Bloom did in Verbinski’s Pirates of the
Caribbean that the main character can be the least compelling personality
onscreen; in many ways, the director just took that hugely successful franchise
and put it in a saddle.
An
almost unrecognizable Johnny Depp—at least until he opens his mouth or makes the
sort of flamboyant gesture any Captain Jack Sparrow fan knows and loves—gets
top billing as Hollywood’s most iconic Injun. An outcast isolated from both his
tribe and the white world, Tonto has his own reasons for riding alongside the
masked avenger. He is no longer just a sidekick, but a mentor and the reason
the movie works to the extent that it does. Heavily face-painted and sporting a
dead-crow tiara he sometimes tries to feed—maybe someone should have told him
that bird in Kirby Sattler’s paining “I Am Crow” was just flying in the
background—Depp, like the film, mixes gravity and goofiness.

The Lone Ranger opens in 1933 when Tonto
is a decrepit, half-forgotten relic of another era, a “Noble Savage” tucked
away in a San Francisco sideshow tent. This prologue and the epilogue bookend a
film that is long enough and too drawn-out as it is, but offer a heartbreaking,
if grotesque, vision of what modernity and civilization have done to an entire
people and a way of life—a point Verbinski keeps hammering, as if the script is
not only addressing ten-year olds, but was actually written by them.
The
story proper takes place some six decades earlier (in a fantastical 1869 Texas)
and begins and ends with two stunning runaway train set pieces, the first of
which introduces all the main players: snaggletoothed outlaw Butch Cavendish
(Willian Fichtner), a leering sadist more dastardly and over-the-top than Lee
Marvin’s Liberty Valance; unscrupulous railroad tycoon Letham Cole (Tom
Wilkinson); model Ranger Dan Reid (James Dale Badge); his dutiful but wistful wife
Rebecca (Ruth Wilson); and, of course, the Lone Ranger himself, John Reid, a
straitlaced, idealistic Ivy-League-educated lawyer in a fancy suit who’s come
home to look longingly towards his brother’s stoic pioneer wife and fulfill his
destiny in a post-Civil War frontier.
Somewhat
exposition heavy in the first half, the film finally takes flight after Reid understands
lofty ideals of integrity and honor don’t fare well in this barely settled
backcountry and sometimes you just have to use a gun to get your point across. The
sole survivor of a vicious ambush, John dons the famous mask and hat and mounts
his snow-white steer, “spirit horse” Silver (the butt of many sight gags),
swearing to bring his fellow riders’ killer to justice.

I
would’ve loved to see more of Helena Bonham Carter’s sharp-tongued,
crimson-haired brothel madam—with an ivory leg that conceals a double-barrel
shotgun (!)—but that would’ve quickly veered the film completely off the rails,
deep into Tim Burton territory, and not even the best Comanche tracker could
have found the way back.
With
an only half-mocking sense of grandeur, Verbinski captures spectacular images
of wide open spaces, vast plains and majestic mountains beneath piled-up cloud
banks, and the larger-than-life beauty of Monument Valley—although that’s not
really in Texas. We’re already hooked by the time the “William Tell Overture”
arrives at full throttle and in its full glory in the movie’s climax, a
delirious showstopper involving two locomotives gone astray on parallel tracks.
The impeccable production design is so intricate and interesting sometimes I
wish the filmmaker didn’t have to keep blowing it up.

Busy,
baffling, filled with bloodless violence, the film seems built from borrowed
bits. The end result, for all its ambition, is uneven and somewhat incoherent,
at once dignified and juvenile, too smart for its own good and stubbornly stupid. On that note, what’s with the cannibalistic
bunny rabbits?
It bored me to death and from what else I’m seeing out there: I’m not alone. Good review.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's definitely not Verbinski's best, but I'm glad you liked the review at least :)
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